Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 09, 2024

  1. No access
      about 7 hours ago

    the barista overcharged for that coffee

    E’gyped ’im

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  2. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    When asked where he got them, he kept mum.

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    Imagine  about 7 hours ago

    It can get pretty hot in those things…

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  4. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  about 6 hours ago

    Capris? What is that? That shoe? Those pants? Or that coffee?

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    Skeptical Meg  21 minutes ago

    I’m going to have to report this. You can’t put those hieroglyphs in a family comic!

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    Yakety Sax  17 minutes ago

    From NAR

    If They Disagree They’re In De Nile

    I’m cabin crew for an airline and our plane has landed in Cairo, Egypt. We’ve disembarked and my colleagues and I are in the airport terminal waiting for our shuttle to the crew hotel.

    I see a couple of passengers from my flight walking up to the taxi lane:

    Passenger: Pointing at a sign. “Oh, look! They’re still using hieroglyphics!”

    Passenger’s Wife: “Darling, that’s a no smoking sign and a picture of a taxi.”

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