Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 18, 2024

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    Who knew he had a daemon.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    The possibilities this awakens…..almost endless.

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    tudza Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    Given the horseman story is really old and European, most of those weren’t an option. Turnip, now that would be the thing.

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    Gent  about 6 hours ago

    Watermelon is cooler.

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      about 6 hours ago

    wouldn’t a potato be a more obvious choice?

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    blunebottle  about 6 hours ago

    At first, I thought the joke was going to be about Beetlejuice.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    I kinda like the avocado – with the green glow.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    It might have been worse. His “head” choice could have included a toilet!

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      about 3 hours ago

    the banana reminds me of Mac Tonight

    ⁽ ʷʰᵒ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵏᶦⁿⁿᵃ ʳᵉᵐᶦⁿᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴶᵃʸ ᴸᵉⁿᵒ ⁾

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 hours ago

    Lame. Should be lettuce or cabbage.

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    Emmett Wayne  about 1 hour ago

    What about a mug of flat beer?

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    Darryl Heine  16 minutes ago

    Why not an apple as one suggestion?

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