Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 26, 2024

Next to the evil eye.

LOL!!!

The server also gave her the stink eye.

Very clever Sir.

There’s 2000 pounds of this item in a cauldron out back, which of course mak…..oh never mind. I’m tired of fighting the ad popups.

Side eye?

Eh?

I wonder what wine pairs best with this meal?

Reminds me of a story:

Guy has a pet lizard that he keeps on his shoulder.

Guy walks into a bar with the lizard, and the bartender asks what is the lizard’s name.

Guy replies “I call him Tiny, because he’s my newt”.

The witch’s nickname is bug eye.

Just when we thought we heard the last of Mr Gingrich

eyes eyes baby

I prefer the Japanese witches treats – pocky eyes.

who started this idea that witches like eye of newt ? must have seen 20 eye of newt strips last two weeks

Is that her salad’mander course?

I see she’s a great pupil.

In the summer she enjoys eyes cream.

She has sugar-coated Popeye for breakfast.

Eye roll.

Red wine with newt? How gauche.

I didn’t think they ate it straight. That’s like a regular person eating pure cardamom.

‘Dine & Dash’ Witches Be Loco…!

In Korean, it’s referred to as ba*t*chan.

Her fingers are HUGE. Wouldn’t it have just made better sense to give her FIVE fingers instead of just BLINDLY following “the comic-strip code”?