Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 30, 2024

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 30 days ago

    Chose the right day to invade.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 30 days ago

    Lulled into a sugar coma, the invaders were defeated!

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    angelolady Premium Member 30 days ago

    LOL!!

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    seanfear  29 days ago

    new strategy – they kill you with diabetes

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    MichaelAxelFleming  29 days ago

    They flew 30 million light years and forgot the eggs and toilet paper.

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    Jml58  29 days ago

    They also gave you a cold.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  29 days ago

    Is candy poisonous to all aliens??

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    Gent  29 days ago

    To Serve Candy. It a cookbook.

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    dbrucepm  29 days ago

    the alien on the right seems to be enjoying the candy

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    P51Strega  29 days ago

    Call it a win-win.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  29 days ago

    Do you guys toot out your heads?

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    mindjob  29 days ago

    It’s the perfect day to invade and carry out their dastardly plans

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    Zebrastripes  29 days ago

    Just make sure you don’t leave the wrappers all over

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    ladykat  29 days ago

    Because we thought the costumes were cute.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  29 days ago

    Love the expression on the alien chewing the candy! LOL!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 29 days ago

    Just enjoy and don’t complain.

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    cactusbob333  29 days ago

    You should be glad they didn’t give you a load of zucchini.

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    thejanith Premium Member 29 days ago

    Absolutely love it! Thanks for a good laugh.

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    Spiffy  29 days ago

    Just another Halloween in Grovers Mill, New Jersey!

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    olds_cool63  29 days ago

    How advanced can they be when they don’t even wear clothes?

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    jmcenanly  29 days ago

    Charles Addams did something similar. Not all of his cartoons were about his Family.

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    Stephen Gilberg  29 days ago

    Funny to read this right after today’s “Lio.”

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    humorist54 Premium Member 29 days ago

    I like their guns!

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    Impkins  Premium Member 29 days ago

    They kind of resemble Gidney and Cloyd from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show.

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    :)

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