Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 06, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 18 days ago

    He’ll soon be ga-spa-cho.

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    angelolady Premium Member 18 days ago

    Cute animals.

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    tudza Premium Member 18 days ago

    From what I have read, the frog will indeed exit before being boiled.

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    Gent  18 days ago

    Maybe snakey like him boiled.

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    dbrucepm  18 days ago

    so that’s how they cook frog legs

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  18 days ago

    Right after he pees, of course.

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    wongo  18 days ago

    ?

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    ladykat  18 days ago

    He’s comfortable.

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    bobbyferrel  18 days ago

    What’s red and green and goes 60 miles per hour?

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    mindjob  18 days ago

    So theoretically a turtle can take a sauna, lose weight and slip out of their shell

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  18 days ago

    If he stays in there too long he’ll croak.

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    bobpeters61  18 days ago

    Too late. We’re stewed now.

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    wildlandwaters  18 days ago

    frog legs, anyone??

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 18 days ago

    That’s going to start to smell like soup soon.

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    The Duke  17 days ago

    Jason, but do you know?

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