So this guy has a dog that will talk for $10 and the mark pays the $$, and the guy asks his dog – “What’s on the outside of a tree”, and the dog goes “Bark”, and the mark says, too easy, so the guy asks his dog “what’s on the top of a house”, and the dog goes “Roof”, and the mark, starting to get upset, says “Ask him something harder”, and the guy asks the dog “Who’s the greatest baseball player that ever lived?” and the dog goes “Ruth”, and which point the mark gets really upset, beats up the guy, and takes his $10 back. The guy starts yelling at the dog, and the dog says “What? I should have said DiMaggio?”
So this guy has a dog that will talk for $10 and the mark pays the $$, and the guy asks his dog – “What’s on the outside of a tree”, and the dog goes “Bark”, and the mark says, too easy, so the guy asks his dog “what’s on the top of a house”, and the dog goes “Roof”, and the mark, starting to get upset, says “Ask him something harder”, and the guy asks the dog “Who’s the greatest baseball player that ever lived?” and the dog goes “Ruth”, and which point the mark gets really upset, beats up the guy, and takes his $10 back. The guy starts yelling at the dog, and the dog says “What? I should have said DiMaggio?”