One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for July 31, 2018

It matters a lot if you win when you’re a pro…

loser

Homer Simpson: it’s not whether you win or lose. It’s how drunk you get.

Playing a round of golf is so expensive these days, if you don’t take at least 120 shots, you’re not getting your money’s worth.

In other words, he lost big time!

He’s describing my game. Went golfing with a friend once. I shot a 79. Not too shabby. But, it got dark before we could finish the 3rd hole.

Hitting the ball is supposed to be the fun part.. folk pay just to get a whole bucket of balls to hit.. so why would you want to minimize the number during the actual game. Get your moneys worth.. stay on that hole as long as you can.. enjoy

Wow, did anyone notice that this strip is “blow up” or re-sized larger. Much easier to read. Thank you, Thank you.

In other words he came in dead last.

Whoever said, ’It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.

You mean dad you came from way behind on swings.

Ah, a moral victory.