Overboard by Chip Dunham for August 23, 1999
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charley, you're way to handsome.. i'd fall instantly in love with you.. and then you'd sail away and then my heart would be broken forever. so that's why i won't go out with you on a date. wow, so you don't even want me to come over at all? no, it's probably best you fon't see me right now.