Overboard by Chip Dunham for June 09, 2010

I knew there was a good explanation!

Good Morning, Crew!

It’s Hump Day!

As they like to say at IHOP, batter up.

5 mice, one pitch. Looks like it’ll be 4 balls and one strike every time!

Wow, it’ll be more a discussion than a game… I’m surprised the ump keeps coming back… :)

A Hearty Good Hump Day Crew!!!

After that Joyce incident, it must be pick on umpires week

Good Morning, Crew!

Good Morning Crew,

The rodents bat left and right at the same time. MLB needs

to take a lesson here.

Have a GREAT DAY MATIE”S

We need instant replay here! Oh yeah, Selig won’t allow that!

Morning Crew!

If all five mice swing at the same pitch and miss, that’s more than half your inning shot…

Mornin’ Crew … instead of baseball, lets play flag the idiot spammers.

Let’s take our baseball bats and go find the spammers.

Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing batter!

Good morning Crew!

Okay, you two walk, you three are out and we pray no one knows the midget story from the old Chicago team or we’ll be here for hours.

I know it, freeholder, but I’ll restrain myself…

(Eddie Gaedel or something was his name…?)

Instant Video Replay my old rump. Why back when we used to play. when men were men and women fetched beer, if an ump called it, that was it, unless he got knocked knocked out by a pop bottle before the next play. Then everyone poured out of the dugouts and we were rained with beer bottles as we decided in a civilized manner. Now I hear they call it a non-contact sport. Fiddlesticks!

Did I ever tell you young-uns about how the communists forced the Designated Hitter and In-Field Fly Rule on us by stealing Babe from the Sox. Next week, I need ma nap.

The Designated Hitter is an abomination, but I think the Infield Fly Rule is good.

Now, if we could just get them to tear down all those lights, and play baseball in the daytime the way God intended…

Take me out to the “old” ball game. The one before all the new rules. The one before grossly overpaid players. The one before obscenely overpriced game tickets.

Ain’t that the truth, Doc. I wouldn’t let them play if every at-bat turned into a huge argument.

Have a great day, Crew!

when they cut down the mound, things got ugly. Without the lights, a kid might actually see all of a World Series game. Unthinkable!