Overboard by Chip Dunham for March 22, 2024

nearly wiped them out’

Please don’t seize the charmin

Ever use a public restroom then discover the toilet paper dispenser is empty? Not pretty!

I think they just keep swapping the same safe.

Once I was in that situation – no paper. Asked the guy in the next stall “Any paper there?” – No. “Any newspaper?” – No. Any old magazines? – No. “Have you got change for a 10?………”

Member dis? htt ps:/ /www. newsweek. com/ man-who-bought-10000-worth-toilet-paper-hand-sanitizer-denied-refund-1498343

Good morning, crew!

Nearly wiped them out.

My brothers wife left him and literally did that to him. He didn’t notice ’till it was time to wipe.

Always wondered… since the raids go back and fourth between the green ship and the regular crew— and that safe keeps going back and fourth between both ships, is it really “their” jewels and “their” cash; or is it in actuality just a mutual loot that gets passed back and forth endlessly, in essence owned by both sides? (or, not owned by either?)

And don’t forget to flush!

Good morning everyone! Have a great weekend.

Steal the toilet paper? Blackards!

Good morning Crew!

If they stole the tp, Nate would be rushing over to the green ship in no time.

How about take all the toilet paper and leave a stack of bills?

Thank goodness they’re not being petty by the potty.

[Ducking now]—ha.

Happy Friday, Crew.