Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 20, 1997
Transcript:
I'm not sure I understand Nate and Norene's need to have a kid... By 40, humans either procreate or enter a pathetic slide into middle aged obsession with fiber. So, you're saying it's a choice between a baby or a bran muffin. I'll admit, it's not much of a contest... Dunked in maraschino cherry juice, a bran muffin is a stellar start to any day.
I’d believe Vern is 40, some tortoise can live to be 150 or something