Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 16, 1998
Transcript:
With every step, I'm taking life! Oooo... There went a family of deer lice. The mere act of living is simultaneously an act of destruction. Oooooo.... You just swallowed a couple million bacteria. I'm a mass murderer!! Stop me before I kill again!! Verne, you just crushed 14 fleas.
Not likely. Fleas are remarkably difficult to crush.