Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 26, 2003
Transcript:
"You're Joe Fairy? You invented all the fairy tales?" "Invented 'em?... I just reported 'em!" "You mean Cinderella actually happened?" "With some tidying up..." "... like... the slipper was a size 3, Cind was a 3 and a half... The dame wit the pumpkins was her 'fairy god-cousin' twice removed..." "... and the so-called 'handsome prince'? Poor Schmo had a mole on his nose the size of a Buick... Li'l stuff like that, there..."