Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 28, 2004
Transcript:
RJ's 2004 Resolution absolutions now with Guilt Scrub "I resolved to lose weight." "No luck, huh?" "Apparently there is a direct correlation between the amount I eat and how much I weigh." "So, the rumors are true." "Yes. Actual personal sacrafice is involved." "There's always a catch... You are absolved."