Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 07, 2005
Transcript:
"What's with all the badges?" "Merit badges...Scouting awards for mastering different skills or activities." "Ahhh...Like...Texas hold 'em...or spitwad accuracy...or classic sitcom wacky neighbor identifiation..." "No. But if they were, you'd make eagle scout hundreds of times over." "No thanks. I look dorky in knee socks."