Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 24, 2005
Transcript:
verne: this is not a sport. RJ: if you can keep score, it's a sport. verne: you're watching tv. RJ: I'm competitively watching tv. animals: Excellent form. nice thumb work. he's dreamy. RJ: a 9.8 from the east german judge?! I haven't blinked in hours!! frog: you're german? Bird: prussian. but we don't like to brag. animal: I was born under a stick.
If it is judged, then it is an art not a sport. Figure skating is an art, but it is still an athletic event.