Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 13, 2006

Transcript:

"HAMMY'S CHRISTMAS WISH! What's the true meaning of Christmas?" "Flamingos are the true meaning of Christmas??" "Back in Santa's Key West days, flamingos flew the sleigh." "On Donny! On Bob! On Reggie! On Lars! On Felix! On Oscar! On Juan! On Hector!..." "...And leading them was Chuck the red-beaked flamingo." "Then one foggy Christmas Eve... Chuck got lost in a Bermuda Triangle space/time warp and ended up at the North Pole." "Claus was rescued by a search & rescue reindeer and... well, you know the rest." "What happened to Chuck and other...?" "Eaten by polar bears." "A noble sacrifice so we could all have the more geographically correct holiday tradition." "<i>Jeepers!</i>"