Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 14, 2010
Transcript:
RJ and Verne have lost Hammy? Tree says, "Did you two look in the place you last saw Hammy?" RJ says, "Let's see? he was digging through some coffee grounds in the Coxs' trash and?" Verne says, "?He vanished." RJ says, "Caffeine fuels him faster than light speed." Verne says, "He probably traveled through time to a post-apocalyptic dystopia ruled by mutant, mind-controlling giant sloths." RJ and Verne say, "So, no. We didn't look there." Tree says, "Sigh..."