Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 29, 2011
Transcript:
Man: I've taken the lord's name in vain. RJ: seriously, the doctor is not it! "Over the hedge" cartoonist. RJ's 2011 resolution absolution. one day after trying and failing to draw a convincing strobe effect of a squid kicking himself in the butt, I screamed.... man: "sparky Schulz! #($)@)#" RJ: whoa.... man: I know. unforgivable. RJ: squids have butts?
While morays go a kilting, squid kick butts. But never their own. Butt-kicking is not a reflexive verb in sea food, but is always passed on down the food chain. Sea monkeys kick diatom butt, never their own.