Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 30, 2012
Transcript:
rj: why can't I get online to tweet that I'm not online? Verne: our wifi router's out after the storm last night...I'm calling tech support. RJ: We have a wi-fi router? verne: how else do you think all our wireless devices access the internet? RJ: not through electrodes implanted in our brain by our alien overlords, who mine our bodies for back fat, which is a powerful hallucinogen on their planet? verne: only our brain. RJ: check it out. I'm special. hammy: I want electrodes, too!
Aarrgghh!! Our plan has been discovered, by a twinkie addicted raccoon, no less. The invasion is doomed.