Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 01, 2012

Transcript:

....hello, my name is greg, welcome to wi-fi o-rama tech support....before I can help you, I need to verify your identity....yes. hello! greg! hello! yes! sure. please give me your phone number, address, maiden name..favorite pet's birthmarks... retina scan...dna...password including two numbers, one real and one imaginary. you're kidding. there is no kidding in tech support...no joking...no horseplay...no mirth, and absolutely no sense of humor, what. so. ever. what about pity? they screen for that on the application.