Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 13, 2012
Transcript:
that's it! I'm not talking to you two about the mars mission, you're obviously too ignorant to.... Rj: what was that? verne: What was what? Rj: he's gone now... verne: Who's gone now??... Rj: I'm sure it was just space smudge. hammy: Or a martian. verne: a martian! RJ: but probably a space slug. I mean smudge.
Mike Collins’ suggestions for Neil’s first words on the moon: If you had any balls, you’d say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” then scream and cut your mike.