Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 20, 2012
Transcript:
RJ: cool. the president says santa's rescued. christmas is back on. animals: huzzah!! verne: but the north pole is under water. how will santa be ready in time? RJ: A combination of outsourcing and gift simplification. somewhere in china... santa: you can get me a billion each in three days? Man: We have magic elves, too.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
He can’t be talking to the president. I’ve got him on the phone, discussing this cliff business.
darat almost 12 years ago
Now you know where all our jobs went.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
see, santa is in china. that is where he makes ipads, designer clothes, mercedes benz, and whatever else we want.
bubbareb almost 12 years ago
Maybe global warming and melting ice caps are Chinese plots to force Santa to outsource to them, then wham, next thing you know, the Chinese own Christmas too.
fuzzyimages almost 12 years ago
Laugh now…But when you open your presents in a few days, check where they came from on the label.
Jessica_D almost 12 years ago
Loved the “huzzah” chorus. How often does one get to use that?
@masterskrain – Good guess…keep those spleen comments coming. Hopefully the squid will bring some when it arrives.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
So where will Santa move afterward? Back to the Netherlands?
flyintheweb almost 12 years ago
at least Santa’s elves aren’t 6….
WyattMute almost 12 years ago
This is why I thought they should’ve let him drown.