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rj: As a preferred twinkie customer, I was invited to subject the new twinkie to a battery of tests, including shelf life. verne: Shelf life? how? rj: By simulating the geological passage of time. rj: See? Still stays spongy in lava. boing! boing! boing!
You do know Twinkies are recommended by the American Embalmers Society, LLC.There are so many preservatives in there you don’t need embalming when you die.You are already preserved.Saves money on the funeral costs.When do they go on the shelves?