Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 23, 2013
Transcript:
rj; what's taking so long?? is the splinter out yet?? verne: I took it out when you first showed me your foot. rj: That was hours ago! you mean you've been screwing with me this whole time? Verne: The pleasure was all mine, sir. rj: you are a cruel little turtle. verne: our work here is done. hammy: Can I operate next time? I have my own dull, rusty spoon!
Revenge is a dish best served cold, said the turtle to the raccoon. Oh wait, that was the genetically engineered superior human to the womanizing starship captain.