Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 15, 2014
Transcript:
verne: just when I think you're the most insensitive raccoon in the world, you do something nice. rj: I'm not insensitive...I'm strategically sensitive... I have to increase niceness scarcity to maintain brand identity....rj: ...if I were nice to you all the time, it wouldn't mean anything now, would it? rj: It's all about you, verne. verne: When it's not about you. rj: well, duh.
Before Night-Gaunt asked about socio- / psychopaths I was going to say RJ is ready for politics, but NG got there first. ;-)