Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 10, 2016
Transcript:
omg! I peeked at the advent calendar christmas box early and now I'm blind! I couldn't resist and now I have to get a seeing eye dog! or pygmy goat! That will lead me into traffic and... verne: wait! I can see! i'm not blind! I... rj..... pay no attention to the raccoon behind the lighting panel....
C’mon, Verne! We all know that’s not the reason you went blind.