Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 02, 2017
Transcript:
rj: My slothbit synchs with my smartphone so I can track all my important stats. verne: you've gone 7,456 days without eating a vegetable or a fruit. rj: It would have been longer, but last halloween I mistook a kernel of real corn for candy corn. verne: they can be confusing rj: it was recommended by a jolly green giant! verne: jolly green giants lie.
Corn is a grain, not a vegetable.