Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 06, 2017

If I saw a raccoon dancing in my backyard I’d call 911 to report a rabid animal. Sorry, RJ.

Get big enough, and they’ll call you a kangaroo.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/CHP-hops-on-calls-of-kangaroos-by-the-side-of-11728434.php

Let’s not forget the “Trash Panda” incident….

On May 17th last year, he was called a “?OO#$!! Trash Panda”.

We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers.

While back there were numerous reports of ‘phantom’ kangaroos. They were never caught, but seen all over urban areas.