Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 02, 2018

KFC and Coppertone.

I think Science could but it wouldn’t be accepted by those most in need of it.

Science Fiction might come closest.

I don’t think Encyclopedias can explain him, either.

Good Whitehouse Keeping could reverse engineer the recipe/concoction, here. Ingredients: Large streak of glibness. Recipe prep time, a Trumpiavellian minute. Half baked in a crock. Served chillingly. Serves about one. Unlike the first Whitehouse concoction, who served a nation.. . At least… And the nation, not all grateful, lived to tell about it.

If Hammie keeps eating all of the seeds they won’t have much of a crop.

Right on! Lewis, Michael.

Explaining him is like trying to explain cockroaches. Neither serves a purpose other than to cause others problems and stress.

Science could and does explain Il Douche; the science of psychology. Unfortunately, not enough people are willing to listen.

Vern is correct. Cheerios grow up to be bagels, the brussel sprouts of baked goods.

Well, 1. People thought Trump would grow into the job, as any normal person would (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahah.. ehh, whew! sorry…) and 2. they KNEW what to expect from Hillary.

Verne, you’re talking to a squirrel that 1. flies ButterflyAir, 2. pulls fresh fruit out of his navel and 3. used a light switch to turn off the moon. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna get a crop of Cheerios. Course, then General Mills will SUE his furry little tail….

Too much nope on this one.