Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 27, 2018

Bat-Pends.

Whereas Superman can simply recycle his.. umm… number one AND number two. Recycle them into what? you say. That would be telling.

It’s all Depends.

As Shazam says: “Super powers? Dude, I don’t even know how to pee in this thing!”

Dark secrets.

The Batsuit has stillsuit capabilities.

He goes and finds a Batroom.

He can, because he’s BATMAN.

You might have to ask his sidekick to find out, Hammy.

RJ just close your eyes and relax……empty your head of all thoughts…..wait that is where we started

Have you ever seen any superhero go to the bathroom? It is one of their super powers – they never need to go while superheroing.

Batflap.

Or how does CatDog poop? Or what is under Double D’s hat? Or what is the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?

And what about the actors playing batman or any other superhero!

Why are all Batman-related heroes or villains given comic-book names while Robin is stuck with his given name? And for all the years of the Batman world, didn’t Robin ever get to be a hero in his own right? (And a better costume?)

Actually Batman just holds it in for his entire patrol to make himself grimdarker.