Aliens won’t find much here in the way of intelligence here, for how smart can we truly be if we put greed-addled idiots and psychopaths in charge of our deadliest weapons and armies. And, given all that power and influence, commit to doing nothing that helps anyone but those with 99% of the pie and the plate it sits on. Leaving us only crumbs… Only crumbs… And now they want our crumbs! They really think we have too many crumbs, so conspiring with our old enemy to steal our elections, they also stole our democracy as well. All in the name of greed, paranoia, and hate, true American values can go to hell for they call this new load of BS “patriotism” Their greatest mistake is they picked the side that always loses in the end. We cannot allow tyranny, stupidity, and hate to ever win. We all lose everything that our veterans and founding fathers fought and died for if we do.
joegee almost 6 years ago
You could have just introduced him to Hammie.
GreasyOldTam almost 6 years ago
Is that some artistic effect in panel 5, or did RJ just fart in its general direction?
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
A really intelligent life form would have monitored things for a couple of days and left anyway.
starfighter441 almost 6 years ago
The question here is was RJ north or south of the 49th parallel?
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
So RJ still won’t see his Mom !
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
That WOULD be hard to do since America’s “Leadership” has been in escrow since 2017…
car2ner almost 6 years ago
aww, what a cute alien.
Plods with ...™ almost 6 years ago
Thank You! Case of twinkies in the mail.
ringotruth almost 6 years ago
Way to alienate half of your readers. Who knew JR had such bad TDS
Space_cat almost 6 years ago
Aliens won’t find much here in the way of intelligence here, for how smart can we truly be if we put greed-addled idiots and psychopaths in charge of our deadliest weapons and armies. And, given all that power and influence, commit to doing nothing that helps anyone but those with 99% of the pie and the plate it sits on. Leaving us only crumbs… Only crumbs… And now they want our crumbs! They really think we have too many crumbs, so conspiring with our old enemy to steal our elections, they also stole our democracy as well. All in the name of greed, paranoia, and hate, true American values can go to hell for they call this new load of BS “patriotism” Their greatest mistake is they picked the side that always loses in the end. We cannot allow tyranny, stupidity, and hate to ever win. We all lose everything that our veterans and founding fathers fought and died for if we do.
daveread2319 almost 6 years ago
At least we have an actual leader in the WH. Unlike the previous occupant, who was nothing but an empty suit.
Baba Yaga Premium Member over 5 years ago
So much hate………
Azzrael over 5 years ago
The more you think about it, the South Park episode about the world being a massive reality tv show for aliens makes sense.
cwg over 5 years ago
Considering this country hasn’t had a real leader since Reagan, you did well.