I’ve thought for awhile that our universe and everything in it was God’s senior project in college. Meaning that God had the whole school year, but partied until the last week. It explains a lot. The reason God is so angry in the first parts of the Bible is that He got the grade you’d expect from spending less than a week on a project that all the other gods spent the whole year on. Man was made in His image because there wasn’t time to come up with anything better. Adam naming all the animals, ditto.
I’ve thought for awhile that our universe and everything in it was God’s senior project in college. Meaning that God had the whole school year, but partied until the last week. It explains a lot. The reason God is so angry in the first parts of the Bible is that He got the grade you’d expect from spending less than a week on a project that all the other gods spent the whole year on. Man was made in His image because there wasn’t time to come up with anything better. Adam naming all the animals, ditto.