AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It watches us, has watched for EONS! It LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that PITILESS lust is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings! Yes! fetid! Nhee Ghee, evil joker of the gods, sucks Norm souls like CANDY and KILLS and worse than kills, it is coming EVER FASTER! So TAKE it! You’ll WISH you were dead when those CLAWS grab your soul! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the very image of the free Dobbshead is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. PRAISE BOB! Pinks and raccoons have no Slack!
AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It watches us, has watched for EONS! It LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that PITILESS lust is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings! Yes! fetid! Nhee Ghee, evil joker of the gods, sucks Norm souls like CANDY and KILLS and worse than kills, it is coming EVER FASTER! So TAKE it! You’ll WISH you were dead when those CLAWS grab your soul! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the very image of the free Dobbshead is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. PRAISE BOB! Pinks and raccoons have no Slack!