Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 13, 2022

I think you have a limited supply to choose from, Verne.

I’m afraid that ain’t gonna happen, Verne.

It could be worse. A vampire could have offered help. Just sayin’.

I thought nosebleeds only happened in mass volumes and only after seeing something arousing.

I thought they got the thing with Fred sorted out a while back. After all, with friends like RJ and Fred, who needs enemies?

It might "tick"le.

No leaches in the area?