Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 27, 2023

After years of hearing loss, an old man was given a hearing-aid that was barely visible. A month later at a check-up he told the doctor he’s really been enjoying getting to hear his family so clearly again.

“That’s great!” Says the doctor. “I’m glad they’re happy you can hear again”

“Oh, I haven’t told them” says the man. “But I’ve changed my will 3 times so far”.

So? You’ve got stripes, RJ, go requisition a pair.

I don’t think noise cancelling earbuds actually work.

So all this time, RJ did hear what Verne was saying but was just pretending not to hear just to try and stroke his ego.

What?! Dedicated noise cancelling earbuds for specific noises?!? Where can I order a ‘Politics Be Gone’ set??

Aw that’s sweet. He’s saying that what Verne says isn’t noise.