Assuming that today is today, that works out to 13622 days, or 945.26 twinkies/day or 91.40 seconds/twinkie.
Of course, that assumes he doesn’t sleep.
It also works out to a more than 37.3 year old raccoon, which for a species with a life expectancy in the wild of 1.8 to 3.1 years is impressive.
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Assuming that today is today, that works out to 13622 days, or 945.26 twinkies/day or 91.40 seconds/twinkie.
Of course, that assumes he doesn’t sleep.
It also works out to a more than 37.3 year old raccoon, which for a species with a life expectancy in the wild of 1.8 to 3.1 years is impressive.