“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”
Okay, Millie might have the Vogons beat….
Dana Simpson
October 18, 2013
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”
Okay, Millie might have the Vogons beat….