Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for October 05, 2020

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    Averagemoe  about 4 years ago

    Ozy: Aren’t you a tomboy?

    Millie: So what, that disqualifies me?

    Ozy: What do you know about boy bands?

    Millie: They’re all talentless and no more handsome than average.

    Ozy: How good are you with makeup?

    Millie: I… uh… can only make clowns.

    Ozy: Do you have an extensive collection of shoes.

    Millie: [looks down and wiggles toes] Well, even so…

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    She’s got GREAT protective coloration? She’s loud and obnoxious and kind of clueless… just like all the guys he knows? (I’ll skip over bathroom humor…)

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    BenBerlin  about 4 years ago

    Stephens lucky Millies not so violently inclined as other members of his school.

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