Sometimes, parts of heck develop a layer of ice. No one knows what causes it, but most theories attribute it to honest politicians, or successful performances by whatever pop star is currently the main laughingstock.
NASA needs to test a new space capsule. You could suggest a pig as a test subject.
Something about pigs w/ BIG ears? Or rocket propelled pigs fueled by cabbage and hard boiled eggs?
Too much toxic exhaust and the rocket nozzle burns out too quickly. Also, the brakes squeal horribly upon landing.
A talking pig, or an animal?
In that world, I bet there are a lot of pig pilots. Or would they say pilot pigs?
Someone tell Pastis there’s some interstrip hostility going on. Pig doesn’t deserve this.
Dana Simpson
October 18, 2013
Averagemoe 3 months ago
Sometimes, parts of heck develop a layer of ice. No one knows what causes it, but most theories attribute it to honest politicians, or successful performances by whatever pop star is currently the main laughingstock.
sirbadger 3 months ago
NASA needs to test a new space capsule. You could suggest a pig as a test subject.
Concretionist 3 months ago
Something about pigs w/ BIG ears? Or rocket propelled pigs fueled by cabbage and hard boiled eggs?
WhatsTheJoke 3 months ago
Too much toxic exhaust and the rocket nozzle burns out too quickly. Also, the brakes squeal horribly upon landing.
Ermine Notyours 3 months ago
A talking pig, or an animal?
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
In that world, I bet there are a lot of pig pilots. Or would they say pilot pigs?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago
Someone tell Pastis there’s some interstrip hostility going on. Pig doesn’t deserve this.