Pat Oliphant for October 09, 1980
Transcript:
Ronald Reagan: I am saddened (pained expression) that he chooses to campaign in this manner... President Jimmy Carter: Black hating anti-semitic divisive war-monger!! Man 1: Nobody told us it would be this easy... Next cue card. Man 2: Mention brother Billy (expression of mingled tolerance and pity). John Anderson: What, you may ask, are the issues of this election year...? Dog: I may? Punk: He asked (sincerely). Great issues of 1980.