Pat Oliphant for March 16, 1983
Transcript:
Man: What a comfort to be on the side of the angels. Missile 1: This is a righteous, decent, pious, God-blessed, Psalm-singing, peace-loving, church-going, Christian nuclear weapon. Missile 2: This is a truly evil, non-believing, no-good, war-mongering, communist, atheist nuclear weapon.