Pat Oliphant for January 25, 1984

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President Ronald Reagan: Look! Look! A miracle! A genuine American miracle!! Man 1: Yeah! 'Tis a figure with a cornucopia! Indeed a miracle! Man 2: And, lo! It's showering us with low inflation, more jobs... Man 3: It's a sign! A sign! Man 4: A sign? What does the sign say? Man 5: "Get the **** out of Beirut." Punk: I didn't know they made "B"-grade miracles.