Pat Oliphant for May 24, 1984
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Transcript:
Generals: Says here those Ruskie missile subs could strike U.S. targets in 10 minutes! 10 minutes, ha! What's new? They've been able to do that for years! Waddaya mean, 10 minutes? More like 8 minutes! Aaah! We all knew that for ages - more like 5 minutes, tops! Yeah - or 4 minutes, more like it! Yeah, we knew that for years - 3 minutes. So wotcha worried about? President Ronald Reagan: Worried?? Hey, it's me you're talking to! Russia doesn't scare me! Just a couple lousy subs hey! Punk: Speak for yourself, Mr. Wayne.
