Pat Oliphant for June 18, 1984
Transcript:
Lawyer: As the embryos' attorney, my clients feel we are endowed with certain inalienable rights, to wit, the inheritance, and also any ancillary income from endorsements, promotional fees, TV appearances and the law... Scientist: Oh, jeez... Embryo 1: There'd better be a whole lot of bucks involved... Embryo 2: Or the hell with it! Punk: Which came first, the embryo or the egg? Little Man: What a nice change of pace in an election year... Can two frozen human embryos of wealthy, deceased parents, find happiness in maturity...?