Pat Oliphant for May 13, 1985
Transcript:
Judge: Is that man over there the man who raped you, young lady? Woman: That's him, sir - that's the rapist! Judge: Good enough - go to prison for 50 years! Woman: Er, wait... Judge: What? Woman: I'm sorry, sir - that's not the rapist after all! Judge: He is, too - I just sent him to prison for 50 years!! ? Woman: No, sir - I lied and accused him falsely - he is innocent! Judge: Very well, don't go to prison for 50 years but remain a convicted rapist. Justice is served hearing closed. Punk: ?