Pat Oliphant for March 23, 1987
Transcript:
God: What do we have on the burner today? Angel: Well, sir - we have some good news and some bad news. God: Let's have the bad news first. Angel: OK. Oral Roberts made the 8 million dollars ahead of deadline. God: Shucks! What's the good news? Angel: Putting Jim and Tammy Bakker out of business has increased believership to such an extent... That, despite Pat Robertson running for President, you show an over-all gain in the polls! Punk: Ta-da! (Trumpets)