Pat Oliphant for May 12, 1987
Transcript:
Man 1: Come clean, Senator - have you ever committed adultery? Senator: Why, yes! How about YOU, son? Man 1: Hey - I'm not the one on trial here - I don't have to answer that. I mean, how do you define adultery? It's none of your business, besides... Senator: You're on network TV, son. Punk: Did you? Dog: I'm trying to recall... Punk: How about you? Cat: Of all the nerve! Punk: You did? Bug: If I did, I was drunk.