Pat Oliphant for August 14, 1987

Transcript:

Pierre: My name is Pierre, ze great raid-aire of ze sunken "Titanique." But do people say, "'Ere comes Pierre, ze great enginaire, ze great exploraire, ze brave divaire"? Do zey say zis??? Zey do not! Instead zey say, "'Ere comes Pierre, ze grave desecrataire, ze despicable robbaire, ze chip, tackee, insensiteev opportuniste!! Zees people - what do they expect from me, uh? I'm French.