Pat Oliphant for January 20, 1988
Transcript:
Gary Hart: C'mon, admit it - you're wild about me. I wouldn't be the first adulterer in the White House. ...And, after all, my religion teaches that we ALL are sinners. Democrat Donkey Woman: This seduction just ain't workin', Mr. Hartpence! Punk: You're losing your touch for Simian Commerce.